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ch.articles = [ {article_id : 3718,head : 'Ultimate springtime golf fitness tips for "real" golfers',image_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/images/features/real-golf-fitness-tip.jpg',teaser : 'Salivating at the thought of the spring golf season? Hold on, Tiger. You can\'t just run straight to the golf course after a long winter of sloth and mold. Now don\'t fall for some charlatan trying to sell you some total golf fitness regimen; we\'ve seen you, and we know that a healthier way of living is not what you\'re "into." With that in mind, here is BadGolfer.com\'s total golf fitness regimen for the "real" golfer ...',author : 'Tim McDonald',publish_date : '',type : 'Column',article_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/departments/features/golf-fitness-tips-for-real-golfers-6677.htm'},{article_id : 3690,head : 'John Daly shocks, angers golf fans by not overindulging for an entire day',image_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/images/features/john-daly4.jpg',teaser : 'Known for his erratic behavior and gambling, drinking and smoking habits, John Daly had an uneventful day yesterday and then stayed home last night according to several insiders. Daly reportedly was in bed by 10 p.m.',author : 'William K. Wolfrum',publish_date : '',type : 'News',article_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/departments/features/john-daly-shocks-fans-by-not-overindulging-satire-6631.htm'},{article_id : 3661,head : 'The ultimate golf conspiracy theory: There is no Tiger Woods',image_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/images/features/tiger-robot.jpg',teaser : 'This latest piece of information shows the depth and depravity of the super-secret groups that quietly run the planet. What you are about to read will shock you to your very core, especially if you\'re a fan of the PGA Tour: There is no Tiger Woods.',author : 'William K. Wolfrum',publish_date : '',type : 'Commentary',article_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/departments/features/no-tiger-woods-ultimate-golf-conspiracy-6583.htm'},{article_id : 3638,head : 'Young LPGA stars need to take Lorena Ochoa to a kid\'s party and beat her like a pinata',image_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/images/features/worlds-largest-pinata.jpg',teaser : 'Young LPGA stars, want to some day be ranked no. 1? Better invite Lorena Ochoa to a children\'s birthday party and beat her like a pinata. Yeah, that\'s how we roll here at the Golfer Supremacy Rankings. We\'re controversial with a slight edge of racism. Isn\'t that what modern golf writing is all about? But seriously ...',author : 'William K. Wolfrum',publish_date : '',type : 'Commentary',article_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/departments/features/golfer-supremacy-rankings-young-lpga-stars-lorena-ochoa-pinata-6570.htm'},{article_id : 3630,head : 'Screw greatness, Michelle Wie is back! Now that\'s Supreme',image_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/images/features/michelle-wie2.jpg',teaser : '"Greatness." With Tiger Woods dominating the global golf scene, it\'s important to realize that he is one of the few humans where the word truly fits. Of course, we\'re the Golfer <i>Supremacy</i> Rankings, not the Golfer Greatness Rankings. That\'s why we\'re freaking out over Michelle Wie\'s performance at the Fields Open. Why, if she could have just sliced 21 shots off of her score, she\'d have been the champion. She\'s back, people!',author : 'William K. Wolfrum',publish_date : '',type : 'Commentary',article_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/departments/features/golfer-supremacy-rankings-michelle-wie-tiger-woods-paula-creamer-6562.htm'},{article_id : 3554,head : 'Golfer Supremacy Rankings congratulates the ham \'n eggers on the PGA and LPGA Tours',image_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/images/features/ham-n-eggers.jpg',teaser : 'Here at the Golfer Supremacy Rankings, we tend to focus on the spectacular. But this week is a time to appreciate the ham-and-eggers of the pro golf world. The players who have seen many more downs than ups, but have kept coming back for more. Because while it\'s fun to watch the best in the game shine, it can be just as fun or more to see the underdogs come out on top. And it\'s been a good time lately for the underdogs.',author : 'William K. Wolfrum',publish_date : '',type : 'Commentary',article_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/departments/features/golfer-supremacy-rankings-congratulates-ham-eggers-in-pro-golf-6509.htm'},{article_id : 3586,head : 'Report: George W. Bush to design golf course in Saudi Arabia',image_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/images/features/george-w-bush.jpg',teaser : 'George W. Bush doesn\'t have much longer to figure out his next career move after the Oval Office. BadGolfer.com columnist William K. Wolfrum has preliminary reports that Bush will take up golf course design, starting with a massive project in Saudi Arabia.',author : 'William K. Wolfrum',publish_date : '',type : 'Commentary',article_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/departments/features/george-w-bush-to-design-golf-course-saudi-arabia-satire-6490.htm'},{article_id : 3574,head : ' 	\'Wolfrum Whammy\' sends Golfer Supremacy Rankings, Patriots fans into chaos',image_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/images/features/wolfrum-whammy.jpg',teaser : 'When New England Patriots fans showed bad sportsmanship, William K. Wolfrum did something that shocked the golf writing establishment - he put a Whammy on them and their team. Now, following the New York Giants 17-14 win in Super Bowl XLII, all must give credit to the "Wolfrum Whammy."',author : 'William K. Wolfrum',publish_date : '',type : 'Commentary',article_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/departments/features/golfer-supremacy-rankings-wolfrum-whammy-patriots-fans-6484.htm'},{article_id : 3545,head : 'Golfer Supremacy Super Bowl picks Tiger Woods to rout the New England Patriots',image_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/images/features/torrey-pines.gc.jpg',teaser : 'Everybody has accepted that the Patriots will win by 17 or 18 touchdowns and make every human being, animal, mollusk and shellfish in Boston completely unbearable. So this week, in honor of Tiger\'s Buick Invitational win and the Patriots\' upcoming amazing performance, we take a look at how Tiger Woods would match up as an opponent for the Patriots in what we like to call "The Golfer Supremacy Super Bowl."',author : 'William K. Wolfrum',publish_date : '',type : 'Commentary',article_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/departments/features/golfer-supremacy-rankings-super-bowl-picks-tiger-woods-6455.htm'},{article_id : 3532,head : 'Golfer Supremacy Rankings await first Scientologist golf champ',image_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/images/features/aliens.jpg',teaser : 'At the Golfer Supremacy Rankings, we\'re quite pro-religious-freedom. And when golfers celebrate a victory with a hat tip to the God or Goddess of their choice, well, that\'s just dandy with us. Still, we feel there\'s one group missing from the golf community at large, Scientologists. But while we anxiously await the day that some winning golfer gives thanks to L. Ron Hubbard while damning the Lord Xenu, there\'s still the job of ranking golfers ...',author : 'William K. Wolfrum',publish_date : '',type : 'Commentary',article_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/departments/features/golfer-supremacy-rankings-await-scientologist-golf-champ-6429.htm'},{article_id : 3519,head : 'Comic Mike McDonald can\'t stop talking about his (golf) balls',image_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/images/features/mike-mcdonald.jpg',teaser : 'Why is it that all comedian Mike McDonald wants to talk about are his balls? Actually, there\'s a simple reason - McDonald has come out with his own line of comedy golf balls, and like his comedy career, it appears this venture will also be a success. At very least, his "World\'s Funniest Golf Balls" will be good for a laugh.',author : 'William K. Wolfrum',publish_date : '',type : 'Feature Story',article_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/departments/features/comedian-mike-mcdonald-funny-golf-balls-6410.htm'},{article_id : 3506,head : 'Golfer Supremacy Rankings try to avoid back-alley lynching by the PGA Tour\'s young golfers',image_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/images/features/back-alley.jpg',teaser : 'Here at the Golfer Supremacy Rankings, where young golfers will do anything and everything to get ranked, we live in constant terror. And now that Kelly Tilghman has introduced lynching as a way to defeat your enemies, we\'re even more worried. It\'s only a matter of time before golfers like Will MacKenzie, Tadd Fujikawa and Camilo Villegas come after us, ropes and torches in hands. But we continue to do what we do and this week we once again prove that those of us at the Golfer Supremacy Rankings are true heroes, willing to rank golfers even under the most perilous of conditions.',author : 'William K. Wolfrum',publish_date : '',type : 'Commentary',article_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/departments/features/golfer-supremacy-rankings-kelly-tilghman-kj-choi-rory-sabbatini-6396.htm'},{article_id : 3500,head : 'Golf is the hot topic at the Republican Presidential Debates in Myrtle Beach',image_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/images/features/john-mccain.jpg',teaser : 'The presidential primaries are in full swing as the focus shifts to South Carolina. Tonight the Republicans faced off at the Myrtle Beach Convention Center. It could prove to be a dramatic, pivotal debate. WorldGolf.com\'s Brandon Tucker is there, blogging live from the Republican Presidential Debates in Myrtle Beach, S.C.  ',author : 'Brandon Tucker',publish_date : '',type : 'Column',article_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/departments/features/republican-presidential-debates-golf-election-6388.htm'},{article_id : 3481,head : 'Tiger Woods vs. Jack Nicklaus: Let the bad comparisons begin',image_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/images/features/king-tiger-woods.jpg',teaser : 'Golf fans will soon be deluged, literally deluged, with stories comparing Nicklaus and Woods. Seriously, it will be like a swarm of locusts, only more powerful and more painful to listen to. So, for golf journalists and bloggers everywhere, I figured I\'d throw out a few ideas for future articles, some ideas on ways to compare Nicklaus and Woods.',author : 'William K. Wolfrum',publish_date : '',type : 'Column',article_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/departments/features/tiger-woods-jack-nicklaus-comparisons-major-chase-6364.htm'},{article_id : 3493,head : 'Deepak Chopra wins PGA Tour event to spiritualize Golfer Supremacy Rankings',image_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/images/features/deepak-chopra.jpg',teaser : 'Few would have guessed that Indian mystic guru Deepak Chopra would win a PGA Tour event. But it turns out he did, and we here at the Golfer Supremacy Rankings are scrambling. Luckily for us, Steve Stricker and Rory Sabbatini helped add their own flavor to the week.',author : 'William K. Wolfrum',publish_date : '',type : 'Commentary',article_url : 'http://www.badgolfer.com/departments/features/deepak-chopra-golfer-supremacy-rankings-sabbatini-6386.htm'}]